By Ewan Cant
Above
all other power tools, it is surely the mighty chainsaw which reigns supreme in
the world of horror cinema. Sure, the noble drill has had its moments in the sun:
notably in Abel Ferrera’s 1979 troubled-artist-goes-bonkers video nasty Driller Killer; and also in Lucio
Fulci’s City of the Living Dead
where, in a grand guignol sequence of gore theatrics, long-suffering actor-slash-camera
fodder Giovanni Lombardo Radice (aka John Morghen) gets a drill between the
ears. Hell, even the common household screwdriver has had a look in; see, for
example, DIY-gone-bad opus The Toolbox
Murders (1978).
Given the ample evidence, there’s no doubt
that the horror genre has a fondness for death by household tool. But it’s
undoubtedly old Leatherface’s power tool of choice for which pride of place is
reserved. What is it about the chainsaw that works so well on-screen? Perhaps
it’s the roar of the engine as it fires up for the attack; or is it the
incessant buzz of the chainsaw’s motor as the madman closes in on his intended
victim? Perhaps it’s that combination of crudeness and modernity which the
chainsaw represents – a sword for the industrial age, if you will. Whatever the
reason, it’s clear that the saw is well and truly family to us horror fans –
thanks, in no small part, to its immortalisation in Tobe Hooper’s The Texas Chain Saw Masscare (1974) and
its many sequels, remakes and reboots.


Such was the impact of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre that the
slew of sequels which followed was inevitable. However, due to legal wrangling,
it wasn’t until 1986 when the buzz came back in Hooper’s follow-up The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. In the
meantime, the mantle of chainsaw champion was picked up by another backwoods
fable – 1980’s Motel Hell. Motel Hell, directed by Englishman Kevin
Connor, stars TV veteran Rory Calhoun and Nancy Parsons as a pair of enthusiastic
farmers who run a motel as a sideline. Farmer Vincent (Calhoun) is noted
throughout the county for his famed smoked meats, for which customers travel
from far and wide. But what makes his meat so darned tasty? Thus being a fright
flick, you don’t have to rack your brains too hard for the answer. Especially
when the guests at the ‘Motel Hello’ are disappearing at an alarming rate…

Throughout the 1980s, horror cinema
continued its fascination with everyone’s favorite power tool – most notably,
of course, in the form of Leatherface’s second outing. But many other movies
throughout this period sought to harness the potential profit power of the
chainsaw. Pieces, that
does-what-it-says-on-the-tin drive-in romp of 1982, for example, helpfully
reminded us all via its poster tagline that “You don’t have to go to Texas for
a chainsaw massacre!”. And quite right too – why should Texans have all the
fun? Coming on in the decade, Hollywood
Chainsaw Hookers (1988) made one of the more obvious attempts to cash in on
the success of Hooper’s movie – by pilfering Leatherface himself, Gunnar
Hansen, to play chainsaw-worshipping cult leader “The Master”.

Bruce Campbell’s demon-related vicissitudes
continued unabated in the 1992 Evil Dead
threequel Army of Darkness, which
sees Ash’s stump of an arm reunited with his chainsaw in spectacular fashion –
another defining moment in the history of chainsaw cinema. Meanwhile,
Leatherface and his portable mechanical saw (phew, thanks Wikipedia!) had
already staged a comeback in the new decade, this time with his own name in
lights, in Leatherface: The Texas
Chainsaw Massacre 3. Unfortunately, despite the star power lent to it
posthumously by Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zellweger, the fourth instalment,
entitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The
Next Generation (aka The Return of
the Texas Chainsaw Massacre), proved a flop and ensured that Leatherface’s
chainsaw would fall silent for several years thereafter.
This brings us bang up to the present day.
Well, sort of. It would seem that the good old chainsaw is well and truly back
in vogue these days and the Texas
Chainsaw franchise itself, which found a new lease of life in the 2003
reboot, is alive and well – accordingly, a
follow up to this year’s Texas
Chainsaw 3D is reportedly already in the works. It’s funny how things seem
to come back around again, time after time. As if to drive home this impression
of history is repeating itself, the recent Evil
Dead remake also threw in a pretty gnarly chainsaw amputation in its
blood-spattered denouement, representing something of a grisly high in the
seemingly never-ending story of chainsaw cinema. What can filmmakers do next
with horror’s favourite power tool? Hard to say… but I have a feeling we
haven’t heard the last of the buzz – not by a long chalk. Here’s hoping that
the proposed Motel Hell, if it ever
happens, matches the original for bonkers chainsaw-related antics. (Severed)
fingers crossed!
Motel Hell receives its Blu-ray world premiere on 20th May courtesy of Arrow Video and is available to pre-order right here. Arrow fans can expect more chainsaw-related
goodness later in the year - keep your eyes peeled for updates!
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